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  • OUR BEER

    HELL - HELLES LAGERBIER

    Crisp, light, refreshing, brilliantly effervescent with a floral,
    noble hop aroma. 2019 GABF medal winner! (ABV 4.9%) 0.5L $7

    HELL FREEZES OVER

    Our Hell Lager with a Frozen Lemonade Float. 

    Refreshing, unbeatable. (ABV 4.9%) 0.5L $8

    NOTHING SACRED - SPRING LAGER

    Collaboration with Kelly McKnight and Lee Lord Vibrant Spring
    Osmanthus Lager boasts delicate yet refreshing notes of apricot
    and peach fuzz. (ABV 4.9%) 0.5L $7

    PARTY TIME- BAVARIAN PILSNER

    Foam-crowned, lively beer with the fine hint of noble hops.

    (ABV 5.3%) 0.5L $7

    GLASS DOLLS - ITALIAN PILSNER

    “Pale, herbal, layered and unusual” Lighter in alcohol but punchy in hop and body; made with Ariana and Sladek hops with a base-layer of floor malted grains, fermented agonizingly cold and krausened to perfection.

    (ABV 4.5%) 0.5L $7

    UNCLOSED EYES - CZECH PILSNER

    Crafted with Saaz Hops and a rich malt character. Crisp, slightly sweet malt backbone, vibrant spicy-floral hop presence. Resistance is futile. 

    (ABV 5.2%) 0.5L $7

    SECRET SECRET - CZECH DARK LAGER

    2024 & 2025 GOLD MEDAL WINNER AT OREGON BEER AWARDS

    2024 SILVER MEDAL WINNER AT WORLD BEER CUP!

    (ABV 5.2%) 0.5L $7

    WINGED CREATURES - WEST-COAST IPA

    Behold the holy trinity of american hops Citra, Simcoe, Mosaic.
    Tropical pink fruit, bright citrus and just enough dank.
    A modern classic. (ABV 7.1%) 0.5L $7.5

    MIDNIGHT RIDER - EXPERIMENTAL IPA

    Erupts in vibrant aromas of white grape, grapefruit & stone fruit.
    Powered by a bold fusion of Hallertau Blanc, Citra Cryo, HBC 989
    & Nelson hops. (ABV 7.1%) 0.5L $7.5

    FLOWER IN THE KETTLE - HAZY IPA

    Bucketloads of juicy Mosaic hops balance Amarillo and grapefruit
    forward Simcoe. (ABV 7.0%) 0.4L $7.5

  • COCKTAILS & WINES

    ROTATING Boozy Slushie $12

    Witching Hour

    Hibiscus infused tequila, house-made sour mix, triple sec $14

    M&M

    Mezcal, Montenegro, Orange peel $14

    Thunder Moose

    Cilantro + jalapeno infused vodka, lime juice,
    cock + bull ginger $13

    Priestess of Isis

    Lavender limoncello, gin, lemon, topped with cava 

    And soda water $14

    Gilligan’s Demise

    Light +dark rum, aperol, pineapple, lime, simple $14

    Our wine offerings are a rotating selection. Ask your bartender about today’s wine.

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    SODA

    Coke, Diet Coke, + Sprite cans for $3

    SOBER CARPENTER

    Made with the Citra, Simcoe, and Cascade varietals $7

    UNTITLED PILSNER

    N/A Italian Pils 12oz cans for $6